A conversation at a state dinner where I was fortunate to sit at the President’s table…
GEJ: Bam, Say my name.
Bam: Naaaah, I ain’t ur fan
GEJ: You ain’t smart
GEJ: You ain’t loyal
Bam: Errm… I’m loyal to Buha… (GEJ cuts in)
GEJ: Adamu bring that 50M with you
Bam: Hmmmn, don’t even think you can bri…
GEJ: Say my name Bam
Bam: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. Do you have another name?
GEJ: Now you’re smart. You’re loyal. Go buy ur momma a house (places a stash of $1000 notes on the table)
Bam: (eyes wide) ehn? You say?
GEJ: Go buy your whole family houses.. (Two bundles this time)
Bam: (Rubs faces) This is too…
GEJ: Go spend some money for no reason… (Drops another bundle)
Bam: Ori iya mi o
GEJ: Come back and ask for more. (Makes it five)
Bam: Emi nikan tan Mr President, no be only me waka come o…errmm…Tunde o
Then I woke up…
With my own hands @bamsky007.