To my friend, My single friend

You’re not going for shopping in a mall where goods have price tags. You’re not buying condiments inside Lagos traffic. You’re going to the open market at Oyingbo where Iya Tawa is the pepper seller... You don’t have a housemaid to send. Poor bachelor! You are going yourself.

The Trials of the Rivals

It used to be uhuru but now no longer at ease... First, for history since they have qualified for every World cup since 1970. It is unthinkable that Messi a record five-time world best player will not be playing in Russia. Thirdly, Ecuador should not be a mountain too high to climb. Perhaps fourthly, FIFA will not be pleased...